Become a funeral director! You may get to eat once a day when you’re on call- maybe not at all!
You run on coffee but work these off racing a zillion miles an hour & exposed to human fluids that you’d expect only to see in movies!
You lift weight you had no idea you could manage until confronted with it and heaving coffins become part of everyday.
Salads look more appealing when you’ve seen a body in a sad state (bless their soul) & you stay away from anything that gives you gas. (I’ll leave that one there but fellow funeral directors know what I mean).